A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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