- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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