Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Granny porn!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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