Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Cheese

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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