- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

Pull my finger ouch..

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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