You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Lil Wayne

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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