Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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