- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

woman's rights

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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