- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

you just lost the game

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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