Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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