Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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