Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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