Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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