- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

j.p. is dumb

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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