Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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hi

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Ass

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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