Women's rights.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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