Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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black people. that is all...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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