Hi Shelby!!

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Hi my name is Bob

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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I hate blackniggers

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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I love Ciara!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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