Death by kayak

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Women's sports

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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