- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

cancer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??