Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Ms Leong Sux

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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