How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Jovan

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Ain't idn't a word.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

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