How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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shea kisses a girl

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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