if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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The New York Giants

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

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