Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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