Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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