Y2K

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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roy g biv

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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