do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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