Haha, I get it..

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A fat guy!

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minecraft

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Davey Peterson.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Anti Joke

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