- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Jesus Christ

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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