What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Hellen Keller

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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