Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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