- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

American healthcare.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?