You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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