What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Communism

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