What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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nba live 13

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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