- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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