Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Anti Joke

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