I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Womens basketball

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Badgers are cool

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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