A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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