What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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