Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Drunk irish man

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Where's my baby??

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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