What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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