Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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ObamaCare

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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