What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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