Du bist mein Kampf

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

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