whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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what is stupid and reading this you

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