What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Pickle!

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Women's sports.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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womans rights...

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