an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Drunk irish man

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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