Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Dick spice

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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9/11

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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