Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Chuck norris

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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fkda

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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i like cats

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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