Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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AIDS

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Sloths

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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the WNBA

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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... Chan chan

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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