Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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