If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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who farted your mother

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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hi michael

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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