What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Anything involving women..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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