Refrigerator

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Women's rights.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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pussy enough said

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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