knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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