How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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