How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Noah is Smart.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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You all have Aids

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