Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Pickle!

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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