Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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