Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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hipsters

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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