Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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