Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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KEVIN HART

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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