- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

i like it in the mouth

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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