Which is longer? A rope...

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Justin Bieber

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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sdfrgtyuki

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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