knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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woman's lacrosse

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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