A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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