Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...