Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats long and green? weed

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's 2+2? Fish

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -25

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops