A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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