Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Women's rights.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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I am Skaldak!

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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