What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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