Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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