Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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i'm not gay

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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minced oaths

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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