Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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