What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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everyone dislike this

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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