Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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