- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

You're a frog

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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