A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Jack Stevens

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dallen loves penis

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Tim and Eric

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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