Grammer is very important

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

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