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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Whats worse than suicide? death

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

knock knock who's there police

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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