Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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obama

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Anti Joke

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