Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Hillary Clinton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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