George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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the economy.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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