Like if you like big tits.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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