If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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minecraft

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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i hate black people

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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