1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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bite me

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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fridge

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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