There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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knock knock go away!!!

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^that joke's not funny

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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