What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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I like to eat people

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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