Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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obama

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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