What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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say cheese

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fava beans

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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