why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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