Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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