Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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