Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Your all fags

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penis

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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