What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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