How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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I am really good at math debating

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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GONNA

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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The MLS

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Dakota Fanning

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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