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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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one day i went to bed

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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