Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A black man walks into a book store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a woman votes!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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