Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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the holocaust

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Vagina.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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