What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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i heart wiener

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Anti Joke

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