Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Anti Joke

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