Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hi

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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