How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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women's rights

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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