A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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