You smell bad? Cool.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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WNBA

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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