Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down +8

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Hitler was Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops