Ol-ive

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Black people.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Your existance.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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