everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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123 Main street

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Vagina ass.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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MySpace.

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People...

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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