What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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I ponder

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Anti Joke

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