Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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9/11

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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