Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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woman's rights

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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