Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Penal Dysfunction

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

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