Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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