Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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