Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Racial equality.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why? Why not?

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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