Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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