Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Sex education in Texas,

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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