You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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