What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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E= McVagina

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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