My butt!!!!

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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baby seal walks into a club

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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