Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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meh

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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