What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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