Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Tunechi

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you just lost the game!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Anti Joke

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