When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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My mom's dead

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

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