wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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