A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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hi jonny

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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