- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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