falling didnt make the difference

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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soccer

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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epic win?

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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