what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why did the jew die Really...

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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