The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Noah is Smart.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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women's rights

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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