What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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like my drawing of a white person?

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Poverty.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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