some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A lot eh?

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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