Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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