four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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