why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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sixty....eight.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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womens rights

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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