Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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YOU

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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