Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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