Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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alex is cool

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Your sex life.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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World Of Warcraft

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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