Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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9/11

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Jews.

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a man died

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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