Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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