Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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