What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Women's rights.

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yeah..

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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