- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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