a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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The 80's

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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