Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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God

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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