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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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