- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

hello

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Poop

i'm not gay

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

I saw a shovel once.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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