Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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