- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who farted your mother

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Q. who's george porchy?

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Women's Rights.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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