What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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