Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Hippopatomous!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Girls

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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