Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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