A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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LOL May Wong

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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