What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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