- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

whats 2+2? 4

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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