What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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