- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Farts smell bad!

Women.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What number comes after 29? 30.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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