- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Do you know what they say? Words

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Women's Rights.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What's a small person? A midget

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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