whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Yo daddy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Anti Joke

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