Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Women's Rights.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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