- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

I am on a escalator.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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