Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

LOL May Wong

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Nothing yet CC

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Anti Joke

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