What number comes after 29? 30.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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( o Y o )

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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LOL May Wong

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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