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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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