What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What is the difference between a duck?

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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