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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Anti-joke.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Your mother is a man.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Vagina ass.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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