- Anti Joke

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

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