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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I hate blackniggers

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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