- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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