What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Wats a joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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