A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Dubstep < Music

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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