What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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