- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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