Hearpin my durp

I am on a escalator.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Who is a knob? ross d

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Women's rights.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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