Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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I am on a escalator.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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