larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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since when?

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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zebras

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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whats brown? poop.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

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