- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

I like to eat people

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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