Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

women playing football?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Women's Rights.

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