- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

women playing football?

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Republicans

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Women's Rights.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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