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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

PUDDING

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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I like to eat people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

PUDDING

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

42

I like to eat people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI