what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Women.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

George Bush does not care about black people.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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