WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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space is fun

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Dubstep < Music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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