Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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