- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Your time.

whats 2+2? 4

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How did the girl die? 25.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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