yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

A black guy with his family.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Potato

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Anti Joke

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