- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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