Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock, knock. come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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