- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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