What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Your time.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

24

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down +22

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +22

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

thumb_up thumb_down +20

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Women.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops