whats brown and smells like shit shit

Joay impistato is a fig

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Dani barton= lovely

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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