- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Yo daddy!

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Women's Rights.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

how did little johnny die? i killed him

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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