- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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