Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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motley crew

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I like to eat people

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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