what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Matt Damon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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