A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

womens rights to vote

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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