yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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68 :)

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Your time.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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