-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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The Irish man was sober.

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