How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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