- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnson stops eating

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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