What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Wheelchair high jump

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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space is fun

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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