what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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miley cyrus

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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womens rights to vote

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Republicans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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