- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

2 women were sitting quietly

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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