- Anti Joke

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax