What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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