What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Potato

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A black guy with his family.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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