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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Sonic

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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