What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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