- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A black guy with his family.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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