- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Yo daddy!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Knock knock. Death.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Vagina ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

motley crew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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