The penn state football administration

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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