- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Dancing Potatoe!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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