- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I'm banging your sister.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

A blind man walks into a bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Heartlight

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Potato.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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