- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

PUDDING

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Women's Rights.