How did th-A fridge.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Matt Damon

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A russian gives away vodka.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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