Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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JEWS

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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