- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Weiner

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock knock. Death.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Yo daddy!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

womens rights

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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