Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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...NO.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Facebook...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Yo daddy!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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