- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Women's Rights.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What's a small person? A midget

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

marshal sterio had sex

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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