- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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