A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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This is not a joke.

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who farted your mother

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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