How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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