Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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