There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the fish say? Moo

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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