why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Your time.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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