An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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