- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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