- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

whats 2+2? 4

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

How did the girl die? 25.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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