What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Joay impistato is a fig

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What would you rather do or drag a board?

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