- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What is the best part about football The scoring

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