RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Your Mom

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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