- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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