- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Do you know what they say? Words

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Sorry boss

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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