- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Hi my name is Jim

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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