Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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whats 2+2? 4

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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