- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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