A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Reed is poopin

i'm not gay

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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