Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

PENlS.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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