why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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