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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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space is fun

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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This is not a joke.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

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