why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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