What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Women's Rights.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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