Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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whoa there

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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