Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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women have rights

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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