- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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