Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Do you know what they say? Words

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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