- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Get in the Batmobile.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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