What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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