how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Im taking a shit right now.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Once upon a time a was born

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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