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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

I'm Polish.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How old are you? 7

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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