- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

My spelling is horrible

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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