Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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White men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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NEVER

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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