Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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