What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man did not like this site

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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