What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

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