Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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