- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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