Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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