A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A gay man watches football.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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