Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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