Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I? Everett

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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