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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

your mom.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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