- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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