your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Justin beiber comment if u get it

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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