- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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