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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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