What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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