How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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