A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How old are you? 7

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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