what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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