Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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