whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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