- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Do you play piano? No

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A blonde dies Lololol

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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