What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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