- Anti Joke

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

A woman walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Anti Joke

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