A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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hi joshua

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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