Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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robin, get in the car.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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