What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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