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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Black people stink of shite!

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