whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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