What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What did death say to life? Go die

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Read a Book.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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