A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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