Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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