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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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