- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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