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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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