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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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