- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's white and gluey Glue

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Potassium? K.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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