- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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