What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Gay republicans

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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