A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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