what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Obama

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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