What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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diarrhea.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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