Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why didn't he finish his

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Get on your knees Ho

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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