- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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