- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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