- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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