- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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