what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Womens rights.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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