What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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youre gay

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hi im paul!

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