what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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You.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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