Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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