What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Are you a tree? No.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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if you read this you are gay

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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