What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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