What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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