What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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So you there Red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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