Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Har har hey

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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